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A review of Dangerous Enough

by cary pat on 05/28/2008

These are not ideas easily swallowed, chewed, digested what have you. These are ideas that get men killed. That's dangerous. I agree. That is an excellent choice of a word. I like it. But hey man, don't be a hostile *igger. Be a noble *igger. Oh wait, you already are. And that is why i like you. So never mind. The music was creepy. *igger is creepy. That's why... read

Bravo

A review of Nach der Dunkelheit (After the darkness)

by cary pat on 05/28/2008

Having lost everything in the last year, my daughter, my home, my identity, all my friends, my reputation through the actions of another I can say this. Yes. That is how it is. Yes. It feels that way. Incredible acting. Difficult for short film because it cannot achieve closure in so short a span. Perhaps it is more a deeply knowing performance art. Hat's off to cast... read

Gen xmas

A review of The Death of Magic

by cary pat on 05/28/2008

Dang. Antifreeze and a Christmas gutter tree. Santa's sleigh juxtaposed to a homeless cart pusher. Got the holiday blues? want your misery to have company? well come on down to Elmer Lang's land of the miserable holiday bummer! I just love how the commercial promises of Christmas are so enriching and wonderful too. Kinda makes me want to take Mr. Bush's little economic... read

Irony of War

A review of Our Lives Were Saved

by cary pat on 05/28/2008

Okay, so the japanese are killing us and the soldier is feeling sorry for himself and then we drop the bomb. A NUCLEAR Bomb, and now everyone in Japan is watching their skin peel off and giving birth to deformed babies. Oh, and here's the kicker. We are happy! Oh joy! Nuclear annihilation! Whoo hooo! Nice. America the richest kid on the playground with the fanciest... read

Hitchhiker from hell

A review of Girl in Red

by cary pat on 08/13/2007

explosions are always nice to see. Also spooky women in red. The acting was okay, the story a bit, (just a bit) too big for the short film. Nice ironic twist. Filming well done, except on the explosions. -a bit far away. Caused the explosion to lose impact. Probably much better on a larger screen. But there was nothing original here really. And because it comes off... read

Beautiful and Un Believable

A review of Myra

by cary pat on 06/13/2007

Myra is not invested in her character. The filming was simply beautiful. Myra is not invested in her character. The male lead is completely an awful character. (a little stilted also) Myra is not invested in her character. So much passion and yet alas; none. Myra is not invested in her character. Psychologically unbelievable. Here we see girl crying. No tears. Here... read

Not Canadian Here...

A review of The Border Patrol

by cary pat on 06/13/2007

Thankfully I am safe from the dastardly doings of Deportation Man and Border Boy. (I think that's what he called him). It was sometimes hard to hear. Ennunciation is not a dirty word. Even if i spelled it wrong. Funny and light, like a Beaujolias wine not quite done. Good tricks well executed, light saber, gun fire on "gauntlets of doom." Hilarious idea to deport Canadians... read

Intervention Elmer Style

A review of 9th & Gogol

by cary pat on 03/18/2007

So, if you just get out of the drunk dude's way, don't step in the spilled (what were those anyway...onions?) And can understand drunk-ese. This should be very enjoyable if you are sober. THANK GOD WE ALL DON'T HAVE TO SMELL IT. so, what are you doing Elmer? Are you Ruben? Are we all soposed to get a feel for the common schmoe? Where is my empathy soposed to lie?... read

HOLD THE OSCAR

A review of Caught on Film

by cary pat on 08/04/2006

I am perplexed. It was like a home film about home films. It was cornier than my best friend. He's corny. And it was so obviously horrible that to even mention that it was obviously horrible is obviously horrible. Okay, but not in a bad way. But the thing is, I mean the thing that got me was, the whole thing being so obviously horrible, and the fact that the editing in... read

The Benefits of Type Casting Lost

A review of Cliche Man

by cary pat on 08/03/2006

Sometimes it is helpful to typecast. it has nothing to do with acting ability. It is obvious that the actor playing the "dick tracy" imaginary character was invested in his role and did an extraordinary job. However, his look was really more for the "dweeb" character. And vice versa. I mean, let's face it, the blonde guy was like a calvin klien underwear model. Not exactly... read

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