I like gore and violence and promiscuity, and I like blood and tears and tits. I like screaming and darkness and grainy images. I like smiles and laughter and embraces, and I like soft colors and great scenery. I like old and...
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I like gore and violence and promiscuity, and I like blood and tears and tits. I like screaming and darkness and grainy images. I like smiles and laughter and embraces, and I like soft colors and great scenery. I like old and new and old again. I like girls and comedy and car chases. I like bad and good and ugly, and simple and hard and smart.
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Reviews by croonie 5
A review of Letting Goby croonie on 09/29/2011This is the second short film by the Dead Right Hand shorts crew, and I am equally disappointed. Actually the guy who plays Tom was funny, and he carried the piece, but you killed him off. Once again the overacting was distracting and was really what took me out of the short. The premise could be so funny, but I don't think it was developed. The production value was better... read
A review of The Creatureby croonie on 09/22/2011What a fun story. It reminded me of Critters, with little beady eyed flesh eating monsters. The story was very intriguing and flowed really well in some spots. Your strength is definitely your inventive and colorful assimilations. They can be a little confusing in places and interrupt the rhythm, but its obvious you have a passion for it. Part 1 set up a vague story, but was... read
A review of Online Datingby croonie on 09/21/2011If I were to pinpoint one thing that I enjoyed about this short, I would say the outtakes. This looks like it was so fun to shoot. The tight group of filmmakers just having a laugh and shooting a short. Unfortunately having fun on set does not result in a successfully realized short film. Starting with the story, I was bored with the initial scene. I'm glad he didn't continue... read