"If the cavemen had known how to laugh, history would have been different."

- Oscar Wilde


  • A review of Dog Days
    by EugyBizzaro on 08/08/2014
    This was a good film. Very pro. Ba da bing! The acting was solid and the camera work had good flow. I wish that there was more information given about the female character. Perhaps, a cellphone call where she says something like ", Honey, I'll bring home some steaks and we can fire up the barbeque. Love you too." I just felt like a little more info. would have made me feel... read
  • A review of Snitches Get Bullets
    by EugyBizzaro on 08/08/2014
    This film takes one through a portal down into the depths of the ghetto. It smells of blood, sweat and tears. The cast and crew are excellent. Thumbs up to the camera crew and their excellent pace and great timing of the shots. You caught the tension which makes this film play well. I would like to see this made into a full length feature if you could manage to throw in a little... read
  • by EugyBizzaro on 08/08/2014
    Oh what a surprise!!!!!!! The cast and crew did an excellent job. Birthdays are either full of fun or little days of horror. Everything either goes right or terribly wrong. This film is full of middle aged drama and angst. It has twists and turns and one doesn't know where it will lead. My mouth is sealed. I'm not telling! There is evil lurking in the wings and trouble just... read
  • A review of The Carved Pumpkin
    by VonNiederauer on 08/08/2014
    Well, that was cute! At first sight I was a bit worried at the awful quality. Felt like some grainy short you would see on Sesame Street in the seventies. That said I accepted it for all its vintage orangey glory and watched on. Glad I did because it was really great. The the speed of the action, the cuts, the frenetic flashing all of it just perfect. The flow of the story... read
  • A review of Thinkin' Big
    by EugyBizzaro on 08/07/2014
    Elmer, Elmer, Elmerrrrrrrrrrrrr, of all the "Dare to Be Great," stuff out there yours is right there in the mix. I watched the clip several times and I don't seem to be changed. I only feel older. Does this clip come with a money back guarantee????? How do you think this stuff up??? Is it the bed you are sleeping on, is it too hard? Did you eat too much paste in grammer school?... read
  • by EugyBizzaro on 08/07/2014
    Haunting and dark, this short film was great. Sad and moody, the camera work was solid. I didn't know where this film was going and it was a thriller. I think I am going to sleep with the lights on tonight. Good acting. I would like to see more of Christopher. He has a dark style. Very Alfred Hitchcock!!!!! TY E.B.
  • A review of A Chorus Girl
    by EugyBizzaro on 08/07/2014
    I hated the blackbox set. All the furniture should have been painted a middle grey. The mess of different hodgepodge furniture was distracting and ugly. This of course is a actors piece. The middle shot of the overhead lights was ugly. The only thing that saved this piece was the acting and the writing. The acting was solid and good. The cameraman needed another take for this... read
  • by EugyBizzaro on 08/07/2014
    Cute and stupid...I mean that, funny and tongue-in-cheek humor. I really liked the characters and their off chemistry was great! It's like the blind leading the blind in this film. I smirked and watched this short film and really wanted to see more of these fruitcakes. The cast and crew were great. The flow of the film is paced and kewl. I liked it. Gule gule (Goodbye in Turkish... read
  • A review of The Right Fork
    by EugyBizzaro on 08/07/2014
    I can relate. Everyone that I know has come to a point in their life when they are confronted in their relationship with family and with STUPID SHIT! Really, it is oh so human of us all. We lose sleep over these small aggravations and for what end? It really means nothing when you sit down with your sane self and go over the STUPID SHIT. But it does grind at us. This short... read
  • A review of Like Bloody Lips
    by EugyBizzaro on 08/07/2014
    OMG, just how dark can Elmer get. Shhhhhhhhhhhhhheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee us!!!!!!! Dark, throbbing and disturbing, this film is just a short nightmare. Holy Sam Peckenpaw, yeaks. I'd give Elmer a Z rating, he is simply off the charts sometimes. Creepy and thankfully a film to forget. Not one of my favorites....and I am a true fan. In the past I have felt like if Elmer was going... read
  • A review of A Random Chase
    by VonNiederauer on 08/06/2014
    The first thing I liked was your attention to your title graphic and later the credits. They looked professional and were compatible to the piece. Most people don't give them the detail they deserve. The music was also a good choice. The quality of the filming was very rich and looked like a real film production. It was a tad on the dark side but that didn't diminish the clarity... read
  • A review of Optimistic 9
    by HilaryfromPA on 08/06/2014
    The actors were very good, production standards high, both assets which unfortunately were lessened by the cuts to black. The meaning of the alarm clock escaped me. As for content: if the "corrupted" tormentor was asleep, then his victim's purity would seem to depend on her willingness to escape without doing what she chooses to do. The film's title possibly is related to... read
  • by VonNiederauer on 08/06/2014
    Being a great follower of horror and suspense, I guess I am not the right person to review this short. My expectations will be much higher than most. I understand it was an homage to films that make use of night vision camera work, however I am not a big fan of those sorts even when done by the professionals.The idea behind that style is to lend some verisimilitude to the action... read
  • by grimmfilmservices on 08/05/2014
    Production value was better than most on this site. Sound and shot selection were great. Not supposed to do episodic content here, but it pretty much stands on its own so lets move on. The main actress and the tweeker were both good and should keep going. Everyone else needs work or better direction. As far as the story, it should work for webisodes, or The WB if you... read
  • A review of Thinkin' Big
    by grimmfilmservices on 08/05/2014
    The production value was good for a zero budget film. The green screen and stock footage seemed to flow with the subject matter. This one felt like a former streetwise beatnik telling the younger folk his version of narcissism. Belief in one’s own abilities is fine, but the real magic in life comes with working hard and doing the little things every day. Case and point... read
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