reviewed by grouchobeer on 01/04/2008
Many moments
The black and white photography was gorgeous. The sound, not so much. And there's no excuse, since it's all voice over, done in post. I mean, honest to God, a thirty dollar Radio Shack microphone would have been better than whatever you used. (The mic in your laptop?) Altho I enjoyed the images, the movie could have been tightened up a bit as it goes on long after the narrator is done speaking.

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