Review of: The Ballad of Bernie Bear 

reviewed by sjohnsto on 03/29/2006
I went over the last line of the film a couple of times--I think she's saying, "I simply vacuum it up, and the mess goes away," yes?

It's an inventive story, and while one might think Jenny's a pretty one-dimensional character, thankfully she's not. Her father and boyfriend/husband, on the other hand, are. They seem to act horrible, but it'd be interesting to know more about them.

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